The Daily Me - The Financial Riposte

"I'm Heterosexual - Just Ask My Wife! - Hah! - But Even I Want Him In The Office!"
"What'll It Cost To Make This Headline Make Us Look Good?" CFO Petulantly Asks
Actually, We're Pretty Sure The Funders Of The Institute Did Make That Guarantee
And, You Thought The Lineups In The Women's Bathrooms At Yorkdale Were Long!
An Enbridge Too Far
Good Thing The Government Cut Its Funding Before The Organization Could Do Any Real Damage!
If Nothing Else, We Have To Think Of Our Own Short Term Job Market
It's A Top Dog Eat Dog World
Lapsed Catholic Corporations Can Be So Smug, Can't They?
Oh, The Inhumanity!
That, And Our Hefty Fee For Writing The Report
That Noah Webster Was Always A Shady Character
You Just Knew His Obsession Was Going To Get Him Into Trouble One Day
This Is Especially True Of Areas With High Marijuana Consumption!
Trees Are Such Saps!
You Can Get By In Ecuador On A Handshake And A Smile